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Brits Upend Social Distancing

A Brother Calls

Published: 24 March 2020

I was sitting here, the sun pouring through the window, a beautiful clear blue sky curving over Kaliningrad, the calming and civilised sound of a lawnmower buzzing leisurely in the background reminding me of those halcyon days, which seem so long ago now, when we used to go outside without a protective suit on, when suddenly the telephone rang. It was my brother.

(I don’t mean the telephone was my brother, I mean it was him ringing me.)

Brits Upend Social Distancing

Joss: Hello, how are you? No persistent cough, high temperature, real or imaginary?

Me: Not that I know of.

Joss: Well, as old Uncle Son used to say “It’s a real bugaroota, isn’t it?

Me: What is? You ringing and disturbing me?

Joss: Nah, this corona thing.

Me: Not good for lemonade sales.

Joss: Did you see on Google all those W…..s going to Skegness and the Lake District after being told not to?

I affirmed.

Joss: What a bunch of Twats!

Me: Yes, it does make you think that we’ve probably got more Twats in the UK to the square foot than anywhere else in the world.

Joss: That’s about right. There’s no chance of social distancing in the UK ~ every square foot is occupied. But why Skegness?

Me: What?

Joss: Why Skeggy? I can understand why Twats go to the Lake District, but what is Skegness all about? Even people who live in Skegness don’t go to Skegness.

Me: I used to love going there as a child.

Joss: Understandable. It was English in Victorian times and dad’s Superminx only knew two destinations: Skeggy or Heacham.

Me: Perhaps that’s the answer.

Joss: Ay?

Me: If British Twats won’t self-isolate as advised they should all be made to drive Superminxes. They wouldn’t get very far.

Joss: And in trying they’d probably die of embarrassment ~ and then where would coronavirus be?

Me: I’m sure the embarrassment factor of a Superminx would be far more effective than a plastic protective suit.

Joss: A sort of Superminx Embarrassment Vaccine.

Me: Imagine a whole world flying around in Superminxes.

Joss: The American version would be twice the size of everyone else’s, and the Super Deluxe model would have extra-large fins.

Me: What about the Russian version?

Joss: That would be the new Comrade 7. Window wipers as optional extras and a Lada-look to the front headlights.

Me: Do you think Mr Putin would invest in one?

Joss: [pause whilst thinking] Hmmm, yes. He would have the top of the range Superminx Kremlin, complete with manly grid and a perfect ‘no-nonsense from anybody’ masculine appeal, which the West would be very jealous of.

Me: I get it. The Daily Mail would write things about its military look and The Guardian would say it was sexist.

Joss: Something like that.

Me: Anyway, I see that UKers have gone from being potential self-isolators to lockdownees.

Joss: Pity.

Me: Why?

Joss: I was going to suggest, as your wife is on Arsebook, that you could do your bit by setting up an Arsebook group.

Me: How’s that?

Joss: A ‘name and shame’ page. You could call it SSBT.

Me: Which means?

Joss: Spot the Selfish British Twat. Arsebook is full of wingers and whiners. They would be only too pleased to identify bonzos who are flouting social distancing advice and slap their mugs on social media.

Me: All is not lost. Watch out for media headlines about anti-lockdowners, counter-lockdowners championing civil liberties in defiance of draconian laws conspiratorially ushered in to advance the fascist agenda.

Joss: Who?

Me: You know, Farcet. It’s that small place near Peterborough.

Joss: I know the off-licence there.

Me: That’s the one. We called in there a few months ago and I said

Joss: Ahh, you said, ‘do you get the impression that everybody is gawping at us?

Me: And you said, ‘Yes. They don’t hear many people speaking English here’.

Joss: How’s your Russian coming along?

Me: She’s fine.

Joss: I mean your language?

Me: More foul than usual. Something to do with Google News.

Joss: And the cat?

Me: He swears back at me, in Russian: ‘meeowskee!!’

A sudden muffled noise.

Me: What happened there?

Joss: I lost my phone among the bog rolls.

Me: Better let you get off then. You always did suffer from a laxative personality.

Joss: Nice talking to you, too.

Skegness on a Selfish British Twat Lockdown Day. More how it should be than how it was.
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Brits Upend Social Distancing

Boris UK Lockdown Necessary

Chastised & Locked Down

Published: 24 March 2020

If you voted for Boris in the recent General Election, you should congratulate yourself; if, conversely, you voted for Labour and instead you got Boris Johnson, thank your lucky stars that you did not get what you wished for.

Boris UK Lockdown Necessary

Even the opposition is having to admit that the crisis we are facing has placed the government in an unprecedented situation and that this is no time for pitting civil liberties against the need for real action. Nobody knows exactly how to proceed as there is no blueprint for success; nobody knows how things will pan out; the game is ongoing and difficult decisions have to be made, as and when they are necessary.

Boris Locks Down London & UK
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Boris Johnson has achieved something quite extraordinary and unequivocally necessary today: he has put the country on lockdown. Considering the flagrant and banal way in which thousands of Brits ignored advice to distance themselves from each other, the prime minister had little option but to instigate these measures. And whilst most rational folk will conclude that its worth a try, we can only imagine ~ and sigh with relief that we only have to imagine ~ how much worse it all would be if Labour were in power.

Some evidence of what I am hinting at emerges in a BBC article about the 329-page emergency bill that was passed in the House of Commons today.

While Labour believed unprecedented measures were now needed to “save lives and protect our communities”, he said the measures would “chill every Liberal in the House” and it only offered its support with a “heavy heart”

Right, well turn the heating up, lighten up and let’s get on with it.

Copyright © 2018-2020 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.

Brits Ignore Social Distancing

Being British is Bliss

Published: 23 March 2020

It is hard to imagine the people of any other country in the world, except for Britain, ignoring the advice of the government and health professionals and in the midst of a pandemic that is killing thousands around the world and plunging countries into chaos heading off to the seaside for the day. The fact that this behavior in Britain is exempt from surprise is not surprising either. We are immune to it. Every day we are treated by the tabloids to scenes and stories of sleazy, tacky, crude and crass Brits competing for top place in the league of obscenity.

Brits Ignore Social Distancing
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When we lived in Britain my wife had the great misfortune, like the police and NHS, of being on the frontline. My wife was a teacher, which has to be one of the most thankless and God-forsaken jobs in the country. Never a day went past when she would return home with the sordid details of grossly behaved, self-centered school kids and their equally obnoxious parents. There was, in the several schools in which she worked and, we can presume from what we hear and read, throughout the entire British education system, a deeply entrenched, extremely disturbing and highly toxic ethos, a morally corrosive undercurrent that had seeped out of the PC mindset and (sorry to use this word) infected everyone.

At its core there was a contagious admixture, a poisonous combination of entitlement, egomania and absolute selfishness. My wife defined this psychological-emotional malaise as the ‘Me, Myself, I’ attitude. It was rife in almost every school she taught in, and what was more disturbing was that it was systemic as well as endemic. The more she experienced it, or rather the fallout from it, the more convinced she became that it was a product of 70-plus years of so-called progressive liberalism, which had, in its Tony Blair heyday, all but completely disempowered adults in favour of child empowerment.

The clue lies in that most celebrated of liberal words, the High Priestess of Political Correctness, ‘Rights’. Rights are everywhere, and everywhere you look are Rights. Not that teachers have any rights at all: it is open season on them. There were no signs on the school walls where my wife worked, as there are in banks, Job Centres and doctor’s surgeries, stating ‘Our staff have the right to work in a safe and abuse-free environment …’. Empowered school kids know ~ they have been taught by their parents (by government and the media) that they can be as disruptive, offensive and abusive as they like towards teachers, and can act this way with impunity, as they have the Rights and teachers have none. But this glib, blasé and malicious attitude does not end there. It is extended to adults in every sphere and at every level and is manifest in blatant disrespect for teachers, parents, neighbours, police, government and society at large.

Brits ignore social distancing

But we cannot blame everything on Tony Blair (can we?). Historically, the rot set in during the 1960s and has travelled ‘progressively’ down, mutating in strength and vileness, through subsequent layers of generations until it hit rock bottom, which is where we are today.

“’ere I’ve got my Rights!” was a mantra that was thrown at my wife when she was a teacher day after day after day. What was most telling, however, was the conjoined absence of the words ‘obligation’ and ‘responsibility’, and here was the rub: a ‘do as we please life’ underpinned by Rights but no acknowledgement of, no understanding of, indeed no knowledge of the fundamental prerequisites by which those Rights are granted, ie personal obligation and social responsibility.

“Two things fill the mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe, the more often and the more intensely the mind of thought is drawn to them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me.” — Immanuel Kant (1724-1804): Critique of Practical Reason

Fast forward now and, as I have said, we are where we are today. In the midst of the greatest crisis that the UK ~ the world ~ has experienced since World War II, and with people facing death all around them, the Rights-infected British public ignore advice to self-isolate, ignore the need for social distancing and continue to congregate en masse at the coast, in parks and wherever they know they should not.

Brits ignore social distancing

If it was not so pathetically sad it would be laughable. I am tempted to call it Carry On Infecting, but that would just be cruel: it would be cruel to the people they will infect, to the people that will die, but cruel, most of all, not to mention insulting, to the doctors, nurses and health clinicians who are laying their lives on the line each day in administering to the sick and dying whilst trying to contain this dreadful disease.

Is the situation as hopeless as it seems? Possibly not.

In perusing The Guardian and The Independent recently (yes, I am sorry, but I do that sometimes), have you detected a distinct change of attitude in some of the columnists, one that suggests that even the most dizzy-headed kite-flying liberals have come down to earth with a jolt? Rights are important things, and let us not forget it, but there is a line where political theory ends and commonsense starts and that line today (and always) we should not be allowed to cross, either guided by a conscious respect for decency and humanity or where selfishness subverts this by any measure necessary to ensure the best result for the greater good.

“One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him.” — Immanuel Kant (1724-1804): Critique of Practical Reason

Copyright © 2018-2020 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.