{"id":10189,"date":"2024-04-17T21:20:35","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T19:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=10189"},"modified":"2024-04-17T21:20:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T19:20:37","slug":"craft-garage-kaliningrad-a-pit-stop-for-good-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/craft-garage-kaliningrad-a-pit-stop-for-good-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Craft Garage Kaliningrad a Pit Stop for Good Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Arty Crafty it is and all the better for it!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

17 April 2024~ Craft Garage Kaliningrad a Pit Stop for Good Beer<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the same evening that we happened upon the Beer Bar on Prospect Mira and Bar Sovetov<\/a>, we stumbled upon and into Craft Garage. You\u2019ve guessed it! Whereas it could be argued that my MOT was long overdue, that I was urgently in need of a rebore and my big ends had gone, Craft Garage is not that sort of place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In spite of the name, the service that Craft Garage provides is strictly beer related. Why else would I beer there? (Ho! Ho!) The clue lies in the \u2018Craft\u2019 part of the name. Craft standing for \u2018Craft Beer Bar\u2019 ~ crafty, ay!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Craft Garage Kaliningrad<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The trend for this type of bar, as opposed to a fully fledged traditional pub, gained popularity in the UK in response to the micro-brewery boom and the inherent advantages of low start-up and maintenance costs together with ~ as the bars are usually small ~ a means of avoiding or at least diminishing the outrageously iniquitous business rates ~ a robber baron tax, which, not unlike death duties, is totally unjustified and is the current primary cause (bar one\ud83d\ude4a) of the decay of Britain\u2019s high streets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The trend for such bars in Kaliningrad, whilst not motivated by the same factors, has gathered pace in recent years, as the taste and therefore the market for beer in general shows an exponential increase, decreasing the sales gap of old between Russia\u2019s flagship vodka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Craft<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

With my fan belt slipping and my radiator running dry, I was pleased to learn that not only was stumbling into Craft Garage an excellent idea, but that the bar dispensary was in stumbling distance itself, ie just inside the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Behind the bar, a youngish chap presided over a chalkboard containing beers of sufficient quantity and with enough interesting names to verily make one\u2019s moustache curl. I\u2019d left mine at home, but the barman\u2019s made up for it. He had one of those Salvador Dali jobs, and the beer was certainly working.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As Salvador Dali was not listed among the range of beers on offer, and I didn\u2019t know how to say in Russian \u2018Which beer should I drink to grow a moustache like yours?\u2019, I decided to play it safe, plumping for a beer recently tried and tested at bar Forma, which goes by the name of Kristoffel. It\u2019s a nice name and a nice beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Craft<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Craft Garage is not full of old engine parts, grease monkeys and the smell of spilt fuel and tyres; it is a well-oiled hip joint, suitably decorated and furnished around the novel theme that it has adopted. Its name and image lend themselves admirably to the continued restaurant and bar interest in the nuts and bolts \u2018industrial look\u2019, of which there are two categories. Both are shabby chic, but one is more shabby than chic, and Craft Garage occupies the top-drawer end of the chic curve. Excuse me, I am going to use the word \u2018plush\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For example, there is nothing shabby about the brick-effect walls, the cutaway oil drum chairs, the framed exploded vehicle-engine diagrams, the polished tables and bar area. In fact, polished is another good word, as everything in Craft Garage is as clean and sparkling as the pampered plugs of your favourite Rolls Royce\u2019 engine. And whilst the floor is designer distressed, it is completely free of skidmarks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Craft<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The vintage accoutrements are, of course, less believable than a black Dr Who, but the willing suspension of disbelief works better for me in this case than my analogous reference. Moreover, Craft Garage has the advantage of allowing you to travel back in time with the company of your choosing, and whilst you can and must fault woke, you cannot fault Craft Garage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A complete oil change (which you will need if you have spent half a lifetime drinking Watney’s) starts from 300 roubles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s regular and premium, thus every engine is catered for, even the high-performance kind, and as every beer comes complete with a not-to-be-sneezed-at octane rating, when you finally reach the finishing line you can be sure of feeling well tuned up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Craft Garage, the place to go when you want a night on the pistons!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Mick<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Copyright \u00a9 2018-2024 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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