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British pub-like brew bar and restaurant <\/h2>\n\n\n\n

27 December 2024 ~ Pivovar Restaurant Brewery Kaliningrad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shame on me! It was one of my brothers who first discovered the Pivovar Restaurant Brewery, \u2018hidden away\u2019, he said, close to the foundations of a Kaliningrad Spar. That\u2019s Spar as in supermarket not spa as in Roman baths. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was right in the first place, the location is unusual, or so it seems to us Brits, but not in the second: A large, illuminated logo-branded sign strapped atop a cylindrical portico, all glass and rather tall, facing a busy road that leads to Kaliningrad\u2019s city centre can hardly relate to something said to be \u2018hidden away\u2019. But, if that is so, how come I missed it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The obvious answer is that, unlike my brother, my whole life does not revolve around hunting out bars and beer (polite cough).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I thanked him for letting me know and assured him that when I could find the time I’d stroll along and check out this bar. Then away he went, and off I rushed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pivovar Restaurant Brewery Kaliningrad<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Since that pioneering visit, I have returned to the bar under the Spar on three or four occasions, which, given the calibre of the establishment, may not nearly be enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My recent tarriance at the Pivovar Restaurant Brewery found it, I am pleased to say, much the same as it was on previous visits. We like things to stay the same, don\u2019t we. How does it go? \u201cIf it \u2018aint broke, don\u2019t fix it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I stood outside for a moment and allowed myself the luxury of admiring the bar’s grand portico, until someone, no doubt wondering what had so arrested me, asked if I needed help. This was really nice of them, but having been beyond help for more years than I care to remember, I politely replied, \u201cIt\u2019s much too late,” thanked them for their indulgence, then did all that I could to remove myself before someone else came along and mistook me for Colin Conspicuous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In any event, there’s only so much portico admiring that one can reasonably do when there are better things to be doing, and beer is one of those better things. The next step was to literally pass through the portico. This is what I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The grand portico of the bar below the Spar leads to expectations that bad management could easily upend. Thankfully, no such failure is engendered. After the grand portico comes a grand staircase, which leads to a grand lower floor and to a lady behind a cloakroom counter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The lights in the entrance hall are dim, mindfully so, and together with the woodwork, of which there is plenty, has a significant impact on first impressions. Would this bar be in England, the dark varnish on the doors, panelling and staircase balusters would peg its origin to the 1980s, but as cultural influences take time to travel, my hunch is that the premises date to the mid-2010s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The pre-bar experience, in spite of the paintwork’s distressed character, which could be actual or artificial, has rather stately and formal overtones, which carry over into the bar itself. And what a bar it is. Vast is a word that springs to mind: JD Wetherspoon vast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Size isn\u2019t everything, or so we are led to believe, and this is perfectly true if it fails to work, but in this establishment it does work. In fact, it works rather well, even better than most.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The ratio of seating to open space is well balanced, not at all cramped, packed or crowded. A full complement of seating types is offered, including cubicle, booth, banquet, open table and bar stools. I could run around a place like this all night trying different seats, with a different beer on a different table whilst availing myself of a different perspective. But, of course, I wouldn’t do that, because I look silly enough. Like most of us who are creatures of habit, I usually make for the self-same seat that I have occupied on previous occasions, or find a seat as near as dammit, and these are those that have snob-screened partitions to the left of the entrance facing the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was one occasion, completely out of character, when feeling oddly adventurous, I went and broke the mold. That’s not quite the same as breaking one’s beer glass, which always is and always has been a tragedy, it\u2019s simply an introduction to saying that I found myself sitting pretty, if ever an idiom of this kind could be used to describe one such as I, elevated high and mighty upon the luxurious centrepiece seating, my foam-frothing formidable pint clasped firmly in my hand, the foam-padded faux-leather ochre beneath my pampered bum, which was, of course, in trousers. This, however, was a one-off move. I suppose I like my regular seat as it looks out over the bar, a regular bar at that, with beer pumps thrusting from it and immediately behind it well-stocked spirit shelves, which add to its British persona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We have already debunked the myth that Pivovar Restaurant Brewery is hidden away German-bunker style, establishing in the process that this clever bar beneath the Spar packs a surprise in size (notice how I rhymed that!). To that we can now add that there is also nothing in its name that conceals the fact that beers are brewed on the premises and that the grub it serves is rather special.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Almost without exception, internet reviews posted by former Pivovar diners are cock-a-hoop and thumbs-up good. Indeed, I myself have once or twice partaken of the victuals, and though far from being a seasoned gourmet am happy to relate that there was nothing to complain about. So, if you are one of those whose reason for eating out is to give your complaints to the chef, you will need to go elsewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The same advice applies if you are longing for a pint of bad or boring beer, since the beer at Pivovar Restaurant Brewery is consistently applaudable, as much for its quality as it is for variety.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The beer range, though not, for example, as breathtaking as the Yeltsin’s <\/a>revolving stock, is, nevertheless, not to be sneezed at, with or without your old plandemic mask. Most certainly you will find that in downing one of Pivovar’s beers you will want to sink another, maybe more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Brewing<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

On the occasion of my first visit to Pivovar Restaurant Brewery, I wondered why the waitress had handed me the local newspaper. Did she want me to read the article on the art of looking not quite so obviously English? It was only when I spotted the bar\u2019s distinctive beer vat logo centred within the paper\u2019s masthead that the rouble finally dropped: this was no local rag, it was, in fact, the menu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I cannot recall in my long and distinguished pub-frequenting career ever coming across something of this nature. It is a simple but effective touch, as the branding remains in your mind. \u201cIt\u2019s that bar. You know the one; the big place under the Spar. The one that has menus that look like newspapers.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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There are restaurants and bars in Kaliningrad whose menus are printed in Russian and English. I suspect that this was done to coincide with the World Cup tournaments which Kaliningrad hosted in 2018. Unfortunately, Pivovar Restaurant Brewery did not follow this trend, and since the world we live in today is a lot different than the one we inhabited yesterday, insofar as English-speaking folk are thinner on the ground, the bar\u2019s management must sigh with relief that they saved themselves the extra expense. However, that having been duly noted, I was there on the premises, all alone in the world of written Russian, squinting through my Franklin Splits in an effort to determine which one of their excellent beers they could tempt me with today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Luckily for me, language has never been a barrier, at least not where beer is concerned, although it doesn’t hurt at all to have a decent memory. I went for a deep, dark beer that cost me 300 roubles. This was not the first time that I had drunk this beer at Pivovar Restaurant; thus, cynics might postulate that working from memory negated the need for further squinting, they might also insinuate that as the beers on the menu\u2019s consecutive pages were rather more expensive than the one I had chosen on the front page, I had gone for the cheapest option.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was far too preoccupied with practising my reading skills to give a definite account of what it was the waitress said to her colleagues after I had ordered. For all I know, she could have said,  \u201cYes, it\u2019s him, alright, that same old tight-arsed Englishman, disguised by beard as Father Frost. He always goes for the cheapest beers!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHappy Cheap Year and down the hatch!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beer and beards \u2014 they were made for each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Foaming around the mouth hair, I did not on this occasion partake of the bar’s cuisine. I had a thousand roubles in my pocket and a calculation in my mind that should I order another beer, I would be left with enough nalichka <\/em>for a loaf of bread and a tin of baked beans from the Spar above the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pivovar Restaurant Brewery Kaliningrad<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

On the evening that I was at Pivovar\u2019s, I was flying solo, so all I needed was a table, a chair, and, of course, a glass of beer. However, the size of the restaurant\/brewery and its range of food and beer make it the perfect fit for business lunches and birthday parties. Birthday parties are a Pivovar speciality and are catered for at a 10% discount, whilst business lunches are bookable throughout the working week, from Monday to Friday inclusive, between 12 noon and 4pm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another Pivovar humdinger is its Beer to Go service. Carry-outs can be purchased in 1 litre or in convenient 1.5 litre containers at a cost of 320 and 480 roubles respectively. Alternatively, food and beer combinations can be collected in person or delivered to your door (web-page link here<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And here you will find a link to the brewery\u2019s beer selection<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It would be completely out of character if I failed to mention how much I appreciated the retro signs, wall mirrors and other memorabilia which light up the stairwell and entrance hall to the Pivovar Restaurant Brewery. Not only do we like things to stay the same as they were, as when they do they remain the same as they are, but we also like all things retro. Moreover, we like good beer, which is why we like to like Pivovar Restaurant Brewery. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Pivovar<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The main thing<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pivovar Restaurant Brewery
<\/strong>137b Alexander Nevsky St, Kaliningrad, 236008
Tel: <\/strong>+8 (4012) 585-999
Website:<\/strong> https:\/\/www.kld-pivovar.ru\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Opening times
<\/strong>Sun to Thu: 12 noon to 11pm
Fri to Sat:  12 noon to 12 midnight<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copyright \u00a9 2018-2025 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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