{"id":1387,"date":"2020-05-24T18:44:17","date_gmt":"2020-05-24T18:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2020-05-24T18:44:36","modified_gmt":"2020-05-24T18:44:36","slug":"clueless-world-health-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/clueless-world-health-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Clueless World Health Game"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Clueless a World Health Board Game<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

CLUELESS! The third in a trilogy of new exciting bored games from the maker\u2019s John Wankerson, in association with World Health.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it was done in the meat market, with a revolting habit by Batman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A whodunnit, what-are-we-going-to-do-about-it, \u2018will it ever be the same again\u2019 kind of game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘I think it\u2019s going to be done to everyone with a vaccine plot by a conspiracy theorist’ ~ Gill Bates <\/p>\n\n\n\n

CLUELESS, the game for governments, scientists, ministers, and disgraced health organizations that nobody would trust anymore with as much as a splinter in their arse, is in the shops now, but you can\u2019t buy it as all the shops are shut. Black market copies are selling in deprived areas like hot cakes made by feminist career women locked down in kitchens, and the online auction site eBYGUM reports record sales in its China category.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it was done in the minds of the hapless public with the UK media by Penny Dreadful. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Social distancing friendly, the 2×2 metre board conforms perfectly with the new post-lockdown workplace rules. When not in use it can be used as an office screen and played vertically. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Clueless: It’s the game for people who can’t spell useless but really are” ~ The Daily Marrow<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s the game that everybody\u2019s talking about, but nobody can hear because their masks are too tight or they are wearing them over their ears. It\u2019s the game that brings people together whilst keeping them apart. It\u2019s the game for people on the game who are game for anything but won\u2019t play the game. It\u2019s the game which rhymes with something like BLAME with all L let loose. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it was done in Skegness with flouting the rules by Richard Head. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it will be over and done with, with no guarantees and conflicting information by the time the Earth freezes over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s CLUELESS ~ aren\u2019t we all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Other games by John Wankerson:<\/strong>
Lockdown!<\/a>
Exit Strategy<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copyright \u00a9 2018-2020 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Clueless a World Health Board Game CLUELESS! The third in a trilogy of new exciting bored games from the maker\u2019s John Wankerson, in association with World Health. I think it was done in the meat market, with a revolting habit by Batman. A whodunnit, what-are-we-going-to-do-about-it, \u2018will it ever be the same again\u2019 kind of game. 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