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Farage\u2019s enrichment gift to the Greens: “You get what you vote for!”<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

10 May 2026 – Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First off, congratulations to Nigel Farage and Reform UK for his and his party\u2019s ground-shifting performance in the May 7th local elections. I\u2019m not sure that I can agree with him that it is the end of the traditional division between politics on the left and right, but it is certainly the beginning of the end for the liberal left. The Labour party, along with the woke it sponsors, has taken a dramatic not-before-time tumble since the \u2018new kid on the block’ arrived on Britain\u2019s political scene, riding in triumphantly like George on his bold white charger come to slay the leftist dragon.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Better even than these glad tidings, the thrashing that Reform gave to Labour at the polls, was the spirit-inspiring news that the pro-migrant, ghastly greens had bet their all on the wrong horses, with \u2018Open Borders\u2019 a non-starter and \u2018Fill the Country with Migrant Hordes\u2019 falling at the first post. Now, hopefully, the \u2018Polish Pretender\u2019 and his grubby band of Greens will be thrown swiftly where they belong onto the compost heap of history. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despite the best efforts of the leftist media to talk up the electoral wins of the Greens, the \u2018Green Wave\u2019 that Polanski predicted (you know, he really should have stuck to making fictional vampire films rather than trying to suck the lifeblood out of our ailing country) when given full analysis resembles more of a trickle and looks less like the sickly green wave predicted to ruin Rule Britannia than something pale the colour of straw wrongly directed when standing downwind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

It may not be entirely coincidental that the Greens turned decidedly stale shortly after it was announced that Mr Farage had a novel plan to counteract the Green\u2019s chief cucumber threatening to swamp our nation, already mired with migrants, with millions more of the crusty blighters in the hope, I should imagine, that one day they\u2019ll all vote Green, by which time our sinking country (I said \u2018sinking\u2019, incidentally) will have turned a nasty muddy brown, as such is the nature of swamps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Does Mr Polanski, I hear you ask, have shares in rubber dinghies? Or is he merely as green as his crazy concepts are cabbage-looking? Someone ought to point out to him that the UK\u2019s beautiful garden is choked enough already with weeds without turning it into a bra patch. Oops, sorry Mr Polanski. I was mesmerised there for a moment; I meant, of course, to say ‘briar patch’.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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^All Green constituencies to be honoured with migrant detention centres – and large hypnotic breasts^<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

In contrast to Mr Polanski\u2019s greenwash, Nigel\u2019s recent announcement that those who vote for migrants will get the migrants they voted for is both logical and fair. Well done, Mr Farage, and, furthermore, well-timed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cA Reform government will not put any migrant detention centres in any constituency with a Reform MP. We will not put them where Reform controls the council. We will prioritise Green parliamentary constituencies and Green-controlled councils to put those migrant detention centres.\u201d<\/em> – Reform\u2019s UK Home Affairs Spokesman Zia Yusuf<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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