{"id":1824,"date":"2020-07-20T20:17:20","date_gmt":"2020-07-20T20:17:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=1824"},"modified":"2020-07-20T20:17:40","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T20:17:40","slug":"cedar-wood-beer-in-kaliningrad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/cedar-wood-beer-in-kaliningrad\/","title":{"rendered":"Cedar Wood Beer in Kaliningrad"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mick Hart\u2019s totally biased review of bottled beers* in Kaliningrad (or how to live without British real ale!)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Article 3: Cedar Wood beer<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Published: 20 July 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Would you Adam and Eve it, the name of this beer is Wood? Well, to be more precise Cedar Wood. And no, I am sorry to disappoint you, I am not about to make comparisons between the smell and taste of this \u2018Russian-brewed\u2019 beer and a cheap, tacky aftershave of the same name that was rife in the UK back in the 1970s, if only because Cedar Wood aftershave did stink strongly of cedar wood (whatever that smells like) and may have tasted like it too, although, contrary to legend, I never did drink it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Previous articles in this series:<\/strong>
Bottled Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Variety of Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
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I bought this beer not for its strength, which comes in at a not-to-be-sniffed-at 4.8% (not considered to be a strong beer in this part of the world), but on the strength of its label, which at first site is its selling point and some Wood say its last.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Cedar
Three men and their log drinking Cedar Wood<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The label shows three men, two sitting on top of a log and one standing nearby, which, one would logically (pun intended [or was it!]) conclude, is from the eponymous tree genus, cedar, as it would not make sense if it was something else. The three men are, supposedly, jolly Siberian peasants ~ the bottle states that the beer is brewed in Siberia, although I have since found out that it isn\u2019t. One man has a foaming \u2018pint\u2019 in his hand, which must be any other beer but Wood, as although Wood does have a big head on it, it is rather wishy-washy. A second man has his chopper over his shoulder. Yet another boast, I suspect, that Wood cannot live up to. And I am not quite sure what the third man has in his hand or where his hand is. Ahhh, it appears to be in his pocket, possibly holding his wallet intact because he has no intention to pay for such a beer as this. Come to think of it, he does look a bit like my brother …<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cedar Wood Beer in Kaliningrad<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

That the marketing profile has good, old-fashioned masculine appeal ~ you can almost smell the pheromones ~ cannot be disputed. This beer is aimed at and drunk by hard-grafting manly men ~ none of your skinny-arsed trousers and nerdy spectacles here! Indeed, when I first saw the label I thought, I bet this comes from Canada, but I quickly remembered that the Canada of my youth and earlier ~ the Canada of fur trappers, mountain men, cattle ranchers, lumberjacks and the good old Canadian Mountie ~ was now, like John Wayne, an anachronism, replaced by new man, woke man, limp-wristed and Guardian<\/em>-reading, the sort that would make Bob Hope look like Tyson Furry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suppose this is why when I took my first sip I won\u2019t say that I was disappointed, as this might suggest all kinds of acceptable things by today’s gender-depleted standards, but it certainly was not what I had expected. Unlike the Mountie I thought it was, it never got its man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In other words, it was not as manly as the label suggested. It did not have to be infused with the sweat of honest toil and reeking of rancid pipe tobacco, and neither, just because it was called \u2018Wood\u2019, did I anticipate that it would make me feel 30 years younger at half-past six in the morning, but a little more oomph Wood have been appreciated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am in no way attempting to criticise the alcohol strength, 4.8% is good enough for me; no, the missing ingredient was taste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here you have a light, golden-looking beer, with a hoppy taste and straw-like aroma. There is a touch of the aromatics about it, which conforms to the cedar name, and this ingredient loiters happily at the back of your throat after the beer has been quaffed. It is a fizz beer, with plenty of carbonation, but as both taste and aroma lacks clout, and is fairly bland, the effervescence compensates for the rest and does propel what vague distinction there is high up into the back of your hooter, which is by no means novel if, like me, you have the distinction of having belonged to the Andrews Liver Salts<\/em> generation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With Wood, you need patience, for you have to wait for the taste to come through, but it eventually does in a very eventual way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In summary, Wood is a light, golden, traditional lager beer. The aroma and taste are hardly as memorable as the vintage aftershave of the same name, but at 4.8% by volume, it is deceptively strong. I purchased my bottle of Wood, 1.35 litres, for about 137 rubles (\u00a31.50) from our local supermarket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As standard supermarket retailed fare goes, it was not that bad, and the price speaks for itself. Would I buy Wood again? To answer that question, I will borrow that singularly important loaded word from the long-running Carlsberg advertising campaign \u2018probably\u2019, if only to enjoy the Pythonesque label!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  • Note that the beers that feature in this review series only include bottled beer types that are routinely sold through supermarket outlets and in no way reflect the variety of beer and\/or quality available in Kaliningrad from speciality outlets and\/or through bars and restaurants.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    \ud83d\ude01TRAINSPOTTING & ANORAKS<\/strong>
    Name of Beer:<\/strong> Cedar Wood
    Brewer:<\/strong> Baltika-Samara
    Where it is brewed:<\/strong> Everywhere but Siberia
    Bottle capacity:<\/strong> 1.35 litres
    Strength:<\/strong> 4.8%
    Price:<\/strong> I got it for 136 rubles (\u00a31.50)
    Appearance:<\/strong> Light, traditional lager beer
    Aroma:<\/strong> Still working on it
    Taste:<\/strong> A bit of this and that ~ hoppy, slightly bitter, tinge of herbs but no cedar
    Fizz amplitude:<\/strong> 7\/10
    Label\/Marketing:<\/strong> Michael Palin and the Lumberjack song
    Would you buy it again?<\/strong> Probably<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \"Mick
    MIck Hart secretly drinking ‘Siberian’ beer in Kaliningrad, where no one suspects that he is English<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

    Copyright \u00a9 2018-2020 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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