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Wearing a mask is like wearing pants. Really?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Published: 24 November 2020 ~ Why wearing a mask is different from wearing pants<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of all things that are mysterious and confusing about coronavirus, the salient example is mask wearing, or rather the contentious issue of mandatory mask wearing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enter Bill Gates. Bill would seem to be an ardent mask-wearing supporter, so much so that he has difficulty in comprehending why anyone should object to wearing a mask. Peeping out into our world from behind his very large wallet, nothing could be more natural or normal to Bill than slinging a piece of fabric about one\u2019s nose and mouth. His is so convinced about the normality inherent in this practice that he considers the psychology of anti-maskers \u2018weird\u2019 and asks \u201cI mean, what are these, like, nudists?\u201d Then goes on to make a bizarre comparison between wearing masks and wearing pants: “We ask you to wear pants and, you know, no American says \u2014 or very few Americans say \u2014 that that\u2019s, like, some terrible thing.” {source: www.wionews.com} [29\/03\/24 Link to this page no longer exists]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You see, Bill, my old mate, the thing is that this comparison is not really a valid one. I don\u2019t know where you wear your pants, but most people wear them around their arse, and have been doing so for years. There are distinct convenience and comfort factors in pants-wearing that do not readily relate to the experience of wearing face masks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For one, a bandage wrapped around your nose and mouth tends to get in the way of that all-important function of  breathing, whereas pants do not, unless, of course, you are wearing them over your head ~ Bill?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where Bill wears his pants or mask is entirely up to him. Correction, where he wears his pants is entirely up to him; I forgot for a moment that mask wearing is obligatory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was not always this way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Time was once, and recently, although it seems like an age away, when if you were to wear a mask in public you would be guaranteed to excite a certain degree of suspicion. Indeed, before we were forced to do otherwise the only people wearing masks, discounting for the moment those who have a penchant for PVC or leather, were muggers and bank robbers. In the bad old pre-mask days, shops, banks and government offices would not insist that you wear a mask, they would insist that you remove it! How times change ~ and suddenly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fauci claimed that “wearing a mask, keeping a distance, avoiding crowds, being outdoors as much as you possibly can – weather permitted – and washing your hands” are the defining ways for one to return to the normal world\u2019. {source: wionews.com<\/a> 1<\/sup>} A nice sentence that begs a one-word response. When?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When, Mr Fauci, when?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The mask is the single most potent reminder that normality has gone, and its odiousness is this respect has not been helped any by suggestions that mask wearing may be with us forever. So, for the time being at least (let us be optimistic), the mask is the visual signal, the day-by-day reminder of our altered state of reality ~ the corporate logo of the so-called New Normal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some cynics believe that this visual statement, the compliance it represents and the fear it engenders, is an essential weapon in the psychological arsenal of governments and Big Pharma intent on ensuring the maximum uptake of their rushed and suspect vaccine products. Where there\u2019s a will there\u2019s a way, and where there are millions, billions of people, purchasing cart loads of vaccines, not to mention vitamin pills and, lest we forget (how could we?), masks, there is money to be made. Lots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But let\u2019s not be trite, here. A few months back there were a number of articles written by medical and health specialists postulating that not only are masks useless in the fight against coronavirus but that they can actually contribute to your chances of catching it. The out and out criticism was that wearing a mask for virus prevention was like wearing string underpants to stop a pea. Here we go again, Bill?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The case against mask wearing has since swung to wearing masks correctly, ie moulded around the facial contours, never touched by hand, changed periodically ~ at least every two hours ~ not placed in one\u2019s pocket, not washed and not re-used. An idealistic scenario unlikely to be achieved when the majority of mask wearers do not seem capable of rising to the challenge of the basic principles of how to wear a mask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How many mask wearers have you clocked wearing their masks correctly? Sitting baggy, possibly like Bill’s pants (who knows?), swinging from the ears, acting as a chin cuff and, the old favourite, mouth gagged, snout out ~ this is how they are worn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whenever I see someone wearing their mask like this, as in the last and most popular example, and, of course, I do, because my wife is one such transgressor (she refers to masks as ‘muzzles’), I am reminded of something I saw on Facebook: two drawings, with captions. The first caption read, \u2018Wearing your mask like this \u2026\u2019 (there then followed a drawing of someone wearing a mask with their nose sticking out above it) \u201cis as silly as wearing your underpants like this \u2026\u201d (there then followed an image of a pair of Y-fronts pulled halfway up with a willy hung over the waistband). \u201cThat\u2019s funny,\u201d I thought, \u201cdoesn\u2019t everyone wear their Y-fronts like this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bill?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And yet the risk of catching coronavirus by improper face mask wearing is possibly not so high as the risk that emanates from face mask fiddling. You see, wearing a chunk of cloth over your nose and mouth is devilishly uncomfortable. After a while it can make your face hot and sweaty, and it can also make you itch. OK, so you can suffer the same inconvenience should you be wearing the wrong kind of pants, but there is a subtle difference. In adjusting your mask and scratching your itch, you generally touch your face and possibly, inadvertently, your mouth, nose and eyes, which is precisely what you are told that you must not do if you do not want to catch coronavirus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But what about the altruistic argument, the one that goes that mask wearing significantly reduces the risk of passing coronavirus onto someone else, especially if you happen to be an asymptomatic spreader? In the first instance, look no further for the answer in Bill’s string underpants and their pea-stopping potential ~ catching coronavirus is a two-way process: what gets in must get out. And this also applies to the mysterious, unproven asymptomatic as much as it does to the snotty-nosed cougher. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, extrapolating what we know already about masks from the lack of evidence placed before us, what we can say irrefutably is that no one knows. And this is where we are at, at the moment: mask wearing will protect you from catching coronavirus, mask wearing will increase your chances of catching coronavirus; mask wearing is a temporary measure, mask wearing is here forever. And this ambiguity rolls over into other things, such as: the vaccine is coming, but no one knows when; the vaccine is a game changer, but what game and whose? The vaccine will not be the 100% solution that people have been led to believe: it may work for some and not for others; it may not work at all; it may have serious contraindications; it may have built-in lethal implications ~well, let\u2019s don\u2019t go there for the moment. And what about lockdown? For some it is the bib and tucker; for others it is Bill Gate\u2019s underpants. There is a lot of hot air about it, but no hard evidence to support it, so to speak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In fact, all that we can say with any degree of certainty about coronavirus, from what we have been fed, is that your guess is as good as mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What we can say, getting back to masks, is that generally speaking, the general public are not comfortable wearing them. There is a convincing argument that politicians and big neoliberal corporate globalists have no problem with it as they never show their true face anyway, but for the many, as distinct from the few, normal human contact is not traditionally mask to mask, it is traditionally face to face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, to summarise, masks are uncomfortable, they make breathing, one of the main functioning processes of the body difficult and speaking problematic, symbolically they are a constant reminder of a deviant reality, and, at worst, they could actually create the environment for catching the very disease which they purport to prevent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whatever one\u2019s feeling about masks, the inescapable fact is that ultimately, human visual contact and human communication is a face-to-face transaction, not a mask-to-mask one, since full-time mask wearing is as alien as it is alienating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I should not worry about it too much, Bill, the only confusion you seem to be suffering from is a pants and mask one, and whichever it is and wherever you wear them, it does not seem to have affected you any, as you still seem perfectly capable of talking out of yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT MASK?<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

(Image attribution: <\/strong><\/a>https:\/\/freesvg.org\/johnny-automatic-head-up-ass<\/a><\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Source:<\/strong>
1. https:\/\/www.wionews.com\/world\/bill-gates-wonders-whether-anti-maskers-are-nudists-and-why-they-wont-wear-masks-343913<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude09Coronavirus Language & the Mask Argument<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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