{"id":2604,"date":"2020-12-07T09:03:50","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T09:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=2604"},"modified":"2020-12-07T09:04:01","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T09:04:01","slug":"will-boris-bubble-be-pricked-this-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/will-boris-bubble-be-pricked-this-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Boris’ Bubble be Pricked this Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bubbleheaded Christmas UK<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Published: 5 December 2020 ~ Will Boris’ Bubble be Pricked this Christmas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back in the UK, meaning England, as no one has the foggiest what\u2019s happening the other side of Hadrian\u2019s Wall this Christmas, although it may involve whisky drinking and wearing a kilt ~ ask the Bubbling Jock ~ the dissent over bubbles that has been bubbling just below the surface ~ hubble bubble trolls and trouble! ~ and looked as if it would bubble over into a row the size of the South Sea Bubble has been blown away by bubbly Boris\u2019 double bubble of allowing bubbles from one household to get together with other bubbles in other households, thus removing the risk of getting bubbled by the neighbours ~ a process known as bubbled and squeak ~ meaning that you will not have to think of ways of beating the bubblewrap for bubbling about at home with other people\u2019s bubbles. The bubbliness of this is that depending on the size of your house, you will be able to have as many bubblechums in it as you like, even big bubblies with enormous bubblegums, and, if it is that kind of Christmas party, blow bubbles to your hearts content. Don\u2019t mention the bubble car and the air bubble in its tyre! What does this mean, well it means that we will all be able to bubble off this Christmas, even support bubbles, those wearing stays and trusses, instead of sitting lonely at home eating mounds of bubbles sprouts and blowing bubbles in the bath. You will be able to eat more, drink more, get sloshed more and afterwards, with Alka Seltzer and Andrews Liver Salts bubbling up your glass, be prepared for the bubble to burst in 2021.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whether this is good news for people in the UK, we are not altogether sure, but it is very good news if you happen to be a bubble or feel that you have been trapped inside a bubble for the last 10 months due to contradictory coronavirus cluelessness from bureaucratic bubbleheads.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, and by the way, Happy Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Olga<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Will Boris’ Bubble be Pricked this Christmas?<\/strong> Olga getting the support she needs from a Bubble Car.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

More Christmas Cheer<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copyright \u00a9 2018-2020 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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