{"id":4783,"date":"2021-09-25T17:20:36","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T17:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=4783"},"modified":"2022-07-01T16:45:07","modified_gmt":"2022-07-01T14:45:07","slug":"gyvas-kaunas-in-kaliningrad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/gyvas-kaunas-in-kaliningrad\/","title":{"rendered":"Gyvas Kaunas in Kaliningrad"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mick Hart\u2019s totally biased review of bottled beers* in Kaliningrad (or how to live without British real ale!)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Published: 25 September 2021 ~ Gyvas Kaunas in Kaliningrad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Article 15: Gyvas Kaunas<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, just look at it! I bought this lager in spite of, rather than because of, the appearance of the bottle. It reminded me of someone or something. I couldn\u2019t quite put my finger on it. Could it have been that brassy blonde that I had met in an East London nightclub? Was it something I had seen on an Italian reality TV show? Did someone try to sell it to me once? I vaguely remember his voice, \u201cOh to be sure, to be sure. \u2018Tis the real thing, sure enough. On the memory of my sainted mother would I tell you otherwise \u2026\u201d No? Panto, perhaps? Or something in a joke shop window?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Previous articles in this series:<\/strong>
Bottled Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Variety of Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Cedar Wood Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Gold Mine Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Zhigulevskoye Beer Kaliningrad Russia<\/a>
Lidskae Aksamitnae Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Baltika 3 in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Ostmark Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Three Bears Crystal Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Soft Barley Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Oak & Hoop Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Lifting the Bridge on Leningradskoe Beer<\/a>
Czech Recipe Beer in Kaliningrad<\/a>
Zatecky Gus Svetly in Kaliningrad<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gyvas Kaunas in Kaliningrad<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Gambling all on the forgiving notion that tasteless is not always the red flag that we take it for, I paid my 140 roubles, which isn\u2019t cheap considering that this fairground bottle only holds one litre, and left the shop quite smartishly, as if I\u2019d just purchased the drinks equivalent of a mucky book or had been seen with a TV celebrity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once safely indoors I stashed the bottle away behind the potatoes and made a mental note to forget that I had bought it, but come the witching hour, seven o\u2019clock (and, listen you lushes, I do mean seven in the evening!), the hankerings overtook me, and before you could say, \u201cDo you really think that this is a good idea?!\u201d, I had whipped it out and took it upstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Packaging<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Gyvas Kaunas in Kaliningrad<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

On the coffee table, which also functions as a beer table, the bottle looked distinctly out of place, standing there as it did next to my manly Soviet tankard. I had the uneasy feeling that I was about to open a bottle of fizzy wine and that nothing short of Hinge and Bracket\u2019s tablecloth and Liberace\u2019s candelabra would do the experience justice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gee it was Gaudy, with a capital \u2018G\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never mind. I put on my sunglasses, peeled away at the pink foil wrapper, put the corkscrew back in the drawer and slipped off the top. Now came the moment of truth. I moved slowly towards the neck of the bottle, longingly but apprehensively. The camera, had there been one, began to revolve at 360 degrees, the lighting first went dim and then became suffused. I lowered my nose to the opening. Chanel No 5 or Canal in need of dredging, which one would it be?  Eureka, or You Reeka Lot! Downwind of a lav portacabin on a very warm and windy day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Desist or resist!  As I wouldn\u2019t judge a book by its cover, neither would I allow my olfactory senses to be the sole arbitrator in the case of Pong vs Palate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I poured the liquid into my glass, observing it, of course, with no small degree of suspicion, and then I took the plunge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gyvas Kaunas in Kaliningrad<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Verdict: fruity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was the essence of bitter grapes, tinged with grapefruit, a touch of lemon and a fondle of orange and, thanks to a long-life fizz, a loyal taste that did not immediately let you down and simply walk away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All things considered, it would be unfair of me if I did not admit that the experience had been worth the 140 roubles that I had paid. And, yes, you may be right. My criticism of the packaging could be due to a lifetime of drinking British ales dispensed from stalwart old-world handpumps. So, was I being too hard?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would not go so far as to say that it was Casablanca <\/em>~ the start of a beautiful relationship ~ more like a one-night stand, but I have put the empty bottle aside, as who knows one day it may come in handy should I ever want to remodel my room to resemble Del Boy\u2019s flat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude01TRAINSPOTTING & ANORAKS<\/strong>
Name of Beer:<\/strong> Gyvas Kaunas
Brewer: <\/strong>Kalnapilis
Where it is brewed:<\/strong> Vilnius, Lithuania
Bottle capacity:<\/strong> 1 litre
Strength:<\/strong> 4.6%
Price:<\/strong> It cost me about 140 roubles (\u00a31.41)
Appearance:<\/strong> Pale golden
Aroma:<\/strong> Don’t ask!
Taste:<\/strong> Fruity mix with bitter twangs
Fizz amplitude:<\/strong> 7\/10
Label\/Marketing:<\/strong> Why?
Would you buy it again?<\/strong> Read the post
Marks out of 10:<\/strong> 4.5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"GYVAS<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Copyright \u00a9 2018-2021 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

*Note that the beers that feature in this review series only include bottled beer types that are routinely sold through supermarket outlets and in no way reflect the variety of beer and\/or quality available in Kaliningrad from speciality outlets and\/or through bars and restaurants.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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