{"id":6263,"date":"2022-04-23T17:45:21","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T15:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/?p=6263"},"modified":"2022-08-20T12:16:47","modified_gmt":"2022-08-20T10:16:47","slug":"premier-cafe-bar-kaliningrad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/expatkaliningrad.com\/ru\/premier-cafe-bar-kaliningrad\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinking Beer in the Premier Caf\u00e9 Bar Kaliningrad"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A review of the Premier Caf\u00e9 Bar Kaliningrad by Mick Hart<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Updated 20 August 2022 | First published: 25 April 2022 ~ Drinking Beer in the Premier Caf\u00e9 Bar Kaliningrad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a two-year coronavirus hiatus that, give or take the odd sortie, dissuaded me from drinking in bars, I allowed myself to be willingly seduced into returning to my sinful ways. The establishment we visited recently is not entirely my sort of place. It is a modern caf\u00e9-bar, all plate glass and open-plan, but as it is one in Kaliningrad that I was unacquainted with, and a place dispensing beer, to resist would have been inexcusable if not altogether futile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Premier Caf\u00e9 Bar (aka Prem’yer Minstr Kafe Bar Magazin), Kaliningrad, is located inside a substantial building with the main entrance off Prospekt Leninskiy. It divides neatly into two parts: one side functioning as a \u2018liquor store\u2019 (they like this Americanisation in Kaliningrad); the other as a bar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The off-licence facility (English off-licence sounds so 1950s\u2019 corner shop, don\u2019t you think?) has an impressive upmarket feel about it. Behind the low-level counter, the custom-made floor-to-ceiling shelves are stocked with an astounding array of imported spirits, including Jim Beam, my favourite bourbon, but in a series of flavoured variants of which my palate is virginally ignorant. In fact, many of these exotic imports I had never heard of and might not try for some time to come, considering the average price per bottle is a budget-busting 30-quid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This disinclination to shell out unreservedly on something the price of which others might willingly accept may have its origins in my youth. There was a time in England when we could buy Jim in half-gallon bottles from the Yanks at the local airbase on a bartered goods and \u2018at cost\u2019 basis. In comparing the prices today, and taking into account the diminutive size of the bottles, I realise nostalgically that far from living a mis-spent youth, I had lived a youth well-spent or in the last analysis was a youth who knew how to spend well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Premier<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

In addition to the well-stocked top-drawer spirit brands, Premier also boasts a regiment of chilling cabinets, which contain more varieties of beer than Russia has sanctions, if that is feasibly possible, and hosts a good selection of quality wines from vineyards around the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premier bar<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The other half of Premier is where the bar hangs out. It is a proper bar, with wooden stools lining its front and opposite a conforming row of fixed seats and tables, markedly similar in style to the sort of thing you would expect to find in a 1950s\u2019 retro diner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As I come from England (note, I never say from the UK because that would be too shameful), I have a natural predilection for bars which actually have bars in them, as opposed to bars where there is no bar, only table service. I liked this bar because it had a bar, and it had one with Premier written across it, which is something that I also liked because it helped to solve the mystery of where I was, as I had missed the name of the premises when we entered the building. It also had something unusual going on at one end of the bar, the leading end: an inbuilt feature resembling a truck or trolley. The significance of this embellishment was something that escaped me then and continues to elude me now, but as bamboozling as it was, it did not prevent me from liking it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The big, old wooden beam above the bar, which acts as a suspended lighting console, and the ceiling-mounted wagon wheels in the room opposite, also have quirk appeal, but by far the most interesting and memorable difference that Premier bar possesses is that at the end of a long wide corridor, lo and behold there\u2019s a bike shop! Now, this is a novelty, to be sure. Consider the possibility: one could stop at Premier for a bevvy or two, buy a bike and cycle back home. And I bet you\u2019ll never guess what ~ this is precisely what I did not do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Beam<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps I would have felt more adventurous had I not been so busy admiring the chevron-tiled floor and, where retro posters are not covering it, the good old-fashioned brickwork. These accentuated traits compensate a little for Premier\u2019s lack of old worldliness, which given the choice is the kind of environment in which I really prefer to drink and where once I am inside it is virtually impossible to prise me out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Olga<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Generally, Premiere\u2019s d\u00e9cor both in the bar and off-sales, eschews the modern industrial style. The absolute connection between wagon wheels, hanging beams, rusticating trolleys, exposed ventilation tubes, art gallery sliding spotlights, exposed brickwork and retro posters may not be immediately apparent and may remain that way forever, as the Premier name offers no clues, unless, of course, it has something to do with what is invariably touted as the greatest invention of all, the wheel ~ as in wagon wheels? trolleys on wheels? Premier meaning first? Perhaps not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To add to its collection of ideas, Premier fashionably utilises a range of different light fittings which flaunt the latest trend in visible filament bulbs. Who would have thought even a decade ago that the humble pear-shape light bulb with its limited choice of white or warm glow would morph so quickly and so dramatically into the numerous shapes, sizes and colours available today and all with their once latent elements proudly on display?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Visually, the Premier has more than enough going for it to fulfil the need for an interesting dining and drinking backdrop, which is good as it offsets the dreadful din clattering out of the music system. To be fair, this obtrusive and perfectly unnecessary adjunct is by no means exclusive to Premier; most bars seem compelled to inflict this modern excuse for music on their unsuspecting and long-suffering customers with little or no regard for conversation or atmosphere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of course, the problem could lie with us. After all, we are not in the first flush of youth. But call us wrinklies with hearing intolerance or people of discernment fortunate to have been born in and therefore to have lived through the age of pre-mediocrity, the fact remains that boom, boom, boom and lots of squiggly noisy bits iterating repetitively at \u2018What did you say? Speak up!!\u2019 volumes are more annoying than a slap on the arse, if not infinitely less surprising. Eventually, one of our august company, ex-Soviet Major V Nikoliovich, marched across to the bar and asked for the racket to be turned down. Oh, he can be so masterful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He also evinces considerably more trust in fate than I could ever muster. For example, another of Premier\u2019s novelty features is the under-floor display unit, containing various curious and random artefacts. The glass panel at floor level is something I carefully avoided, whereas VN exhibited an almost perverse and mischievous delight in deliberately perching his weight on top.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Under<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Where our paths, VN’s and mine, do converge is that we like to sample different beers. Today we were on the \u0160vyturys, a once renowned lager first brewed in Lithuania by the Reincke family at the latter end of the 18th<\/sup> century but which in more recent times has become part of the Carlsberg stable, one of those foreign breweries that perfunctorily closed its doors in Russia after the sanctions had bolted. I\u2019ll lay odds on favourite They Wished They Hadn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Premier<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"Premier<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

As we had already eaten, I cannot comment on Premier’s cuisine, although a quick whizz round the internet reveals that Premier receives consistently good reviews for its international fare and its excellent pizzas. My friends ordered some light snacks, which they seemed to enjoy, and although forever conscious of the need to prioritise volume for beer, I did permit myself to nibble upon a couple of cheesy balls, which seemed to go well with \u0160vyturys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Throughout our stay at Premier, the staff were attentive and accommodating, but why did I have the impression that they were on the verge of crying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I forgot to look back when we left the cafe to see if the sight of a bunch of old farts who routinely complain about tasteless \u2018music\u2019 exiting the premises had wreathed their faces in much-needed smiles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Had we have been in the States, crying or not, we would still have received a white toothy grin and a just as fictitious \u2018Have a nice day\u2019, which of course we wouldn\u2019t have wanted and of course we would not have appreciated.  C’est la vie, I suppose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Essential details<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prime Minister Caf\u00e9 Bar Kaliningrad
<\/strong>Prospekt Leninskiy 7
Kaliningrad, Kaliningrad Oblast
Russia, 236006<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tel:<\/strong> +7 963 738 77 76<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Opening hours<\/strong>
Monday to Sunday 8am to 4pm<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cuisine speciality<\/strong>
European, Italian, Japanese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More places in Kaliningrad<\/strong>
Dreadnought Pub & Music Venue Kaliningrad<\/a>
Kavkaz Restaurant Kaliningrad<\/a>
Mama Mia Restaurant<\/a>
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