Farage’s enrichment gift to the Greens: “You get what you vote for!”

10 May 2026 – Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!

First off, congratulations to Nigel Farage and Reform UK for his and his party’s ground-shifting performance in the May 7th local elections. I’m not sure that I can agree with him that it is the end of the traditional division between politics on the left and right, but it is certainly the beginning of the end for the liberal left. The Labour party, along with the woke it sponsors, has taken a dramatic not-before-time tumble since the ‘new kid on the block’ arrived on Britain’s political scene, riding in triumphantly like George on his bold white charger come to slay the leftist dragon.

Better even than these glad tidings, the thrashing that Reform gave to Labour at the polls, was the spirit-inspiring news that the pro-migrant, ghastly greens had bet their all on the wrong horses, with ‘Open Borders’ a non-starter and ‘Fill the Country with Migrant Hordes’ falling at the first post. Now, hopefully, the ‘Polish Pretender’ and his grubby band of Greens will be thrown swiftly where they belong onto the compost heap of history.

Despite the best efforts of the leftist media to talk up the electoral wins of the Greens, the ‘Green Wave’ that Polanski predicted (you know, he really should have stuck to making fictional vampire films rather than trying to suck the lifeblood out of our ailing country) when given full analysis resembles more of a trickle and looks less like the sickly green wave predicted to ruin Rule Britannia than something pale the colour of straw wrongly directed when standing downwind.

Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!

It may not be entirely coincidental that the Greens turned decidedly stale shortly after it was announced that Mr Farage had a novel plan to counteract the Green’s chief cucumber threatening to swamp our nation, already mired with migrants, with millions more of the crusty blighters in the hope, I should imagine, that one day they’ll all vote Green, by which time our sinking country (I said ‘sinking’, incidentally) will have turned a nasty muddy brown, as such is the nature of swamps.

Does Mr Polanski, I hear you ask, have shares in rubber dinghies? Or is he merely as green as his crazy concepts are cabbage-looking? Someone ought to point out to him that the UK’s beautiful garden is choked enough already with weeds without turning it into a bra patch. Oops, sorry Mr Polanski. I was mesmerised there for a moment; I meant, of course, to say ‘briar patch’.

^All Green constituencies to be honoured with migrant detention centres – and large hypnotic breasts^

In contrast to Mr Polanski’s greenwash, Nigel’s recent announcement that those who vote for migrants will get the migrants they voted for is both logical and fair. Well done, Mr Farage, and, furthermore, well-timed.

“A Reform government will not put any migrant detention centres in any constituency with a Reform MP. We will not put them where Reform controls the council. We will prioritise Green parliamentary constituencies and Green-controlled councils to put those migrant detention centres.” – Reform’s UK Home Affairs Spokesman Zia Yusuf

What could be fairer than that? Those who want migrants get them, and those who don’t don’t. The fact that this suggestion sent the predominantly leftist UK media into a hand-wringing, bedwetting meltdown clearly demonstrates two positions: either you put your money where your mouth is or keep your trap firmly shut. It also helps to underscore just how mealy-mouthed the left can be when it comes to leading by example.

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I, personally, know (although I’m ashamed to admit it) a number of ‘progressives’ who constantly and still, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary, parrot the Blairite mantra that we have never had it so good since he endorsed the migrant invasion. And yet none of these migrant advocates appear to live, to my knowledge, in the flyblown black holes of Calcutta, those changed-beyond-recognition sinks wherein Britain’s poor towns and cities enrichment is so keenly felt and so visibly deplorable.

By the same token that the left conveniently confuses and conflates realist with racist, these lush-living liberal lefties tend to be found – we’re all right, Jack – in expensive, salubrious, middle-class neighbourhoods, which, would you Adam and Eve it, are almost always exclusively white.

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Leaving them there to stew in the comfort of their discomforting hypocrisy, we will now take a brief pause to reflect upon another hypocrisy (though both spew indistinguishably from the same polluted source): the hypocrisy that so terribly blights Britain’s garden of truth when tended by the green, but exceptionally poisonous, fingers of a forever sensationalist-seeking, not-fit-for-purpose media.

Though competition was rife, of all the sensationalist headlines ignited by Reform’s beneficence to gift-wrap migrant detention centres and give them to the Greens, the award for shooting oneself in the foot goes resoundingly to the Daily Mirror. That old socialist dinosaur really pushed the boat out rather than inviting them in, when making reference to ‘Nigel Farage’s… detention centres plan’ it failed to use the left’s migrant-related word of choice, ‘enriched’, the gold standard of woke duplicity – or should that be the Green standard? – and with a dissimulation greater than the ‘chilling’ mystery that surrounds Robert Maxwell’s demise, chose to call Farage’s gift a ‘chilling’ detention centres plan. Now what in the world is so ‘chilling’ about thousands of lovely third-world migrants parked in your back garden? If it is so terribly ‘chilling’, then surely the Greens would never propose green-lighting them as they do, and Green voters should think it an honour to have their constituencies filled with them.

“Nigel Farage’s Chilling Detention Centres Plan as Reform ‘sinks to new low’” – Daily Mirror.

There’s nothing ‘low’ about it; in fact Farage’s response is highly amusing and, more than that, highly appropriate.

You want migrants, you get migrants. What could be fairer than that?

^The Express airs an article that warns rather than celebrates. It states that the “Green migrant plan would add millions to UK population”, but it doesn’t specifically say millions of what!

I, personally, am of the opinion that Mr Farage’s dispersion plan did not go far enough.

All those in favour of mass migration should be forced to accommodate at least one migrant, taking them gladly into their homes, while those with larger houses, ie the lush-living liberal lefties, should expect to share their homes with, at the very least, one migrant family.

And if this enrichment is not enough, when the migrant family’s extended family washes up on Britain’s shores, ie their grandmothers, grandfathers, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, half-brothers – in multiples thereof – and old Uncle Tom Ali and all, then these, too, should be taken in by those who voted for them, for, pay attention Greens, where were you taught that charity doth begin? It begins at home – correct!

And as for those who vote Reform, the Best of British to us!

The following two remarks are quoted from the ‘comments’ section of the Daily Mirror’s ‘Chilling’ article:

scar84: The only vile ghastly politicians are the radical left. The biggest danger to Britain is a far-left coalition of Labour, the Greens, the SNP and the Lib Dems propping them up. Thankfully, on current polling, they won’t win enough seats between them to form anything.

[Comment: If such a nightmarish coalition did come to pass, then  sedgley58’s predictions (see below) will need to be brought forward by 95 years!]

sedgley58: In about 100 years’ time, Dover will be full of young Brits trying to cross the channel in dinghies to get to mainland Europe.

[Comment: I think sedgley58 is only wrong in his choice of timespan. With a Farage victory at the next general election, the course of history for the UK may well be shunted back on track, but without this redeeming triumph, those ‘young Brits’ to which he refers will be queuing on Dover’s beaches before the next decade is out – even sooner if the nightmare envisaged by scar84 was to take material shape. Mercifully, however, everything would seem to indicate that the left are on their way out. Hooray!]

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