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Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!

Farage’s enrichment gift to the Greens: “You get what you vote for!”

10 May 2026 – Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!

First off, congratulations to Nigel Farage and Reform UK for his and his party’s ground-shifting performance in the May 7th local elections. I’m not sure that I can agree with him that it is the end of the traditional division between politics on the left and right, but it is certainly the beginning of the end for the liberal left. The Labour party, along with the woke it sponsors, has taken a dramatic not-before-time tumble since the ‘new kid on the block’ arrived on Britain’s political scene, riding in triumphantly like George on his bold white charger come to slay the leftist dragon.

Better even than these glad tidings, the thrashing that Reform gave to Labour at the polls, was the spirit-inspiring news that the pro-migrant, ghastly greens had bet their all on the wrong horses, with ‘Open Borders’ a non-starter and ‘Fill the Country with Migrant Hordes’ falling at the first post. Now, hopefully, the ‘Polish Pretender’ and his grubby band of Greens will be thrown swiftly where they belong onto the compost heap of history.

Despite the best efforts of the leftist media to talk up the electoral wins of the Greens, the ‘Green Wave’ that Polanski predicted (you know, he really should have stuck to making fictional vampire films rather than trying to suck the lifeblood out of our ailing country) when given full analysis resembles more of a trickle and looks less like the sickly green wave predicted to ruin Rule Britannia than something pale the colour of straw wrongly directed when standing downwind.

Vote Green for Migrant Detention Centres Near You!

It may not be entirely coincidental that the Greens turned decidedly stale shortly after it was announced that Mr Farage had a novel plan to counteract the Green’s chief cucumber threatening to swamp our nation, already mired with migrants, with millions more of the crusty blighters in the hope, I should imagine, that one day they’ll all vote Green, by which time our sinking country (I said ‘sinking’, incidentally) will have turned a nasty muddy brown, as such is the nature of swamps.

Does Mr Polanski, I hear you ask, have shares in rubber dinghies? Or is he merely as green as his crazy concepts are cabbage-looking? Someone ought to point out to him that the UK’s beautiful garden is choked enough already with weeds without turning it into a bra patch. Oops, sorry Mr Polanski. I was mesmerised there for a moment; I meant, of course, to say ‘briar patch’.

Vote Green for Migrant detention centres near you! Green cabbages and a pair of large breasts, the symbols of Zack Polanski.

^All Green constituencies to be honoured with migrant detention centres – and large hypnotic breasts^

In contrast to Mr Polanski’s greenwash, Nigel’s recent announcement that those who vote for migrants will get the migrants they voted for is both logical and fair. Well done, Mr Farage, and, furthermore, well-timed.

“A Reform government will not put any migrant detention centres in any constituency with a Reform MP. We will not put them where Reform controls the council. We will prioritise Green parliamentary constituencies and Green-controlled councils to put those migrant detention centres.” – Reform’s UK Home Affairs Spokesman Zia Yusuf

What could be fairer than that? Those who want migrants get them, and those who don’t don’t. The fact that this suggestion sent the predominantly leftist UK media into a hand-wringing, bedwetting meltdown clearly demonstrates two positions: either you put your money where your mouth is or keep your trap firmly shut. It also helps to underscore just how mealy-mouthed the left can be when it comes to leading by example.

Vote Green for Migrant Influx Like Never Before!

I, personally, know (although I’m ashamed to admit it) a number of ‘progressives’ who constantly and still, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary, parrot the Blairite mantra that we have never had it so good since he endorsed the migrant invasion. And yet none of these migrant advocates appear to live, to my knowledge, in the flyblown black holes of Calcutta, those changed-beyond-recognition sinks wherein Britain’s poor towns and cities enrichment is so keenly felt and so visibly deplorable.

By the same token that the left conveniently confuses and conflates realist with racist, these lush-living liberal lefties tend to be found – we’re all right, Jack – in expensive, salubrious, middle-class neighbourhoods, which, would you Adam and Eve it, are almost always exclusively white.

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Leaving them there to stew in the comfort of their discomforting hypocrisy, we will now take a brief pause to reflect upon another hypocrisy (though both spew indistinguishably from the same polluted source): the hypocrisy that so terribly blights Britain’s garden of truth when tended by the green, but exceptionally poisonous, fingers of a forever sensationalist-seeking, not-fit-for-purpose media.

Though competition was rife, of all the sensationalist headlines ignited by Reform’s beneficence to gift-wrap migrant detention centres and give them to the Greens, the award for shooting oneself in the foot goes resoundingly to the Daily Mirror. That old socialist dinosaur really pushed the boat out rather than inviting them in, when making reference to ‘Nigel Farage’s… detention centres plan’ it failed to use the left’s migrant-related word of choice, ‘enriched’, the gold standard of woke duplicity – or should that be the Green standard? – and with a dissimulation greater than the ‘chilling’ mystery that surrounds Robert Maxwell’s demise, chose to call Farage’s gift a ‘chilling’ detention centres plan. Now what in the world is so ‘chilling’ about thousands of lovely third-world migrants parked in your back garden? If it is so terribly ‘chilling’, then surely the Greens would never propose green-lighting them as they do, and Green voters should think it an honour to have their constituencies filled with them.

“Nigel Farage’s Chilling Detention Centres Plan as Reform ‘sinks to new low’” – Daily Mirror.

There’s nothing ‘low’ about it; in fact Farage’s response is highly amusing and, more than that, highly appropriate.

You want migrants, you get migrants. What could be fairer than that?

Vote Green for Migrant increase in UK population

^The Express airs an article that warns rather than celebrates. It states that the “Green migrant plan would add millions to UK population”, but it doesn’t specifically say millions of what!

I, personally, am of the opinion that Mr Farage’s dispersion plan did not go far enough.

All those in favour of mass migration should be forced to accommodate at least one migrant, taking them gladly into their homes, while those with larger houses, ie the lush-living liberal lefties, should expect to share their homes with, at the very least, one migrant family.

And if this enrichment is not enough, when the migrant family’s extended family washes up on Britain’s shores, ie their grandmothers, grandfathers, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, half-brothers – in multiples thereof – and old Uncle Tom Ali and all, then these, too, should be taken in by those who voted for them, for, pay attention Greens, where were you taught that charity doth begin? It begins at home – correct!

And as for those who vote Reform, the Best of British to us!

The following two remarks are quoted from the ‘comments’ section of the Daily Mirror’s ‘Chilling’ article:

scar84: The only vile ghastly politicians are the radical left. The biggest danger to Britain is a far-left coalition of Labour, the Greens, the SNP and the Lib Dems propping them up. Thankfully, on current polling, they won’t win enough seats between them to form anything.

[Comment: If such a nightmarish coalition did come to pass, then sedgley58’s predictions (see below) will need to be brought forward by 95 years!]

sedgley58: In about 100 years’ time, Dover will be full of young Brits trying to cross the channel in dinghies to get to mainland Europe.

[Comment: I think sedgley58 is only wrong in his choice of timespan. With a Farage victory at the next general election, the course of history for the UK may well be shunted back on track, but without this redeeming triumph, those ‘young Brits’ to which he refers will be queuing on Dover’s beaches before the next decade is out – even sooner if the nightmare envisaged by scar84 was to take material shape. Mercifully, however, everything would seem to indicate that the left are on their way out. Hooray!]

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Farage Election Victory Ruins Labour’s Big Day

Farage’s victory makes Labour’s landslide look like landfill

5 July 2024 ~ Farage Election Victory Ruins Labour’s Big Day

Astonishing and fantastic news: Labour won the General Election! Well, no, of course it isn’t. It is only astonishing that given the Labour party is the party of immigration that anyone in the UK, except that growing number who neither have an historic nor emotional franchise in the country, would vote for them at all, and it is only fantastic in the sense that at this most pivotal point in British history to be handed the keys to Number 10 is akin to be handed the poisoned chalice.

Thus, although mainstream leftist media had linguistically married ‘Labour’ and ‘Landslide’ far ahead of the election results, the mood within the Labour party and among its kneejerk supporters is that the honeymoon is over even before it started.

As more than one journalist put it, Starmer’s ‘New Dawn’ is significantly different from the one that Tony Blair enjoyed in 1997.

The left hate him now, he is a constant source of embarrassment to them, but, in 1997, Blair was unconditionally idolised; for all the wrong reasons, yes, but idolised he was. Conversely, no one cares that much for Starmer or for his party; both are boring and predictable, and no one has any great faith in him even less his government. Labour’s election was a protest win. It was more to do with kicking the Tories out than embracing Labour’s ironic, hypocritical slogan ‘change’. I think we can safely say that there will be precious little of that.

As for the Cons …

As for the Cons, for 14 years the Conservative government was more powerless than it was in power. Riven with internecine squabbles, split down the middle by Brexit, hopeless in the face of the immigrant invasion, the Conservatives ended up looking less like an adult government than a snotty-nosed bunch of toffs partying wild whilst home and alone after their parents forbade them to do so.

Who remembers that wonderous moment when following one of the their election victories (there have been so many recently that I have forgotten which one it was), when the UK’s political map went all but totally blue. Even up North and over Hadrian’s Wall, in Labour’s traditional heartland, less red remained intact upon Britain’s political map than on an arse severely spanked a fortnight ago last Wednesday. The Conservatives had been handed the country on a proverbial plate. Mrs Thatcher sold the silver; this lot broke the crockery.

Nevertheless, in spite of the liberal media’s attempts to put a victorious spin on Labour’s ‘landslide’ victory, outside of their fantasy world, the general feeling is that there is very little to shout about. Everybody knows that Starmer and his motley crew have absolutely nothing new to offer, just more of the same that nobody wants and what the country wants rid of.

It’s a Labour landslide!

That’s good, because it means that Labour, like their Conservative chums, are more than certainly doomed. By stuffing their ears with Woke, turning their back on the host population and doubling the number of third-world migrants flocking to these shores, which is exactly what they will do, it will not be very long before the avenging arse boot of doom swoops down from an offended heaven and kicks them into the political wilderness to share the fate of their Tory friends.

And won’t that be a bright New Dawn! Bye, bye Labour, bye, bye leftism. Now that will be a landslide moment!

The big news, the history-making news, the ‘takeaway’ from this Election was the outstanding performance of Nigel Farage and the performance of his party, which both UK and US media in a fit of foot-stamping pique have dubbed the ‘upstart party’. Could that be a typo? Perhaps they mean the ‘Upstaging’ party? Or the party that ‘Upsets’? I see before me a vision of politically upturned apple carts.

And then there is that troubled word, that wrongly attributed, that clichéd word, that ‘landslide’, a dynamic hardly applicable to the shifting electoral sands on which Starmer precariously rests. But when applied to Nigel Farage, to his meteoric rise and the ultimate success he achieved in four short unprepared weeks, in which he kicked the Tories out of Clacton (Oh, they did like to be beside the seaside!) and secured a place for himself within the House of Commons, now that is a landslide and no mistake!

Farage Election Victory Ruins Labour’s Big Day

The fundamental but essential difference between the people who voted Starmer (apart from being stupid) and the people who support Farage is that Starmer is merely tolerated whilst Farage is genuinely loved. And this is what the UK needs. It is what its people long for. Someone they can look up to. Someone they can identify with. Someone they can trust. And, for heaven’s sake, someone at last who has a personality!

These are the reasons why the mood within and surrounding Labour, including and most tellingly across its typically gloating media, is not just simply low but, beneath the hollow cries of ‘landslide’, as low as it can get. Labour is back in Number 10, but all that anyone cares about is Nigel Farage in Parliament.

The last thing that a political party wants, a political party for migrants and woke, which is all that Labour is and all that it will ever be, in these terribly troubled UK times is a vocal, woke-resistant, straight-talking, defiant adversary, in other words Nigel Farage, facing them down with relentless vigour within the House of Commons.

Sparks are going to fly. You mark my words!

For a long-complacent British establishment used to calling the shots without fear of contradiction, Farage’s accession to Parliament is the one terrible, frightening nightmare that’s kept them awake at nights but which they thought, they prayed, would never come true. The man that single-handedly took on the Evil EU and defeated it single handedly now has his sites on Starmer and is taking careful aim. “We are coming after Labour,” he says, sounding more like Britain’s Clint Eastwood than the mealy-mouthed politicians that all of us are used to and have grown used to despising. And there is weight behind his words, for already the bad guys are running for cover. (More toilet rolls for Westminster, please!)

One thing we can be sure of is that Farage will blow the whistle on every attempt by the UK establishment to accelerate and enforce the Anglo-European plot to mongrelise Britain with third-world migrants, and will take great delight, I am sure, in exposing the woke apparatus which has for far too long, since 1997 to be exact, been used to oppress and suppress British opinion, British tradition and centuries-old British values.

Viewed in the harsh light of day and in the grey and murky shades of Starmer’s dubious limp new dawn, Labour’s win is less of a landslide than Leonard Cohen’s avalanche. I’ve heard it tell that Number 10 can be a very cold place indeed, even though it’s the taxpayer that has to foot its gas bill:

I’m always alone
My heart is like ice
And it’s crowded and cold
In my secret life.

Kier Starmer wrote ~ sorry, I meant Leonard Cohen.

The real winner in this General Election is undoubtedly Nigel Farage. He certainly put a damper on Labour’s and its media’s triumph.

Now it is up to Reform supporters and every right-minded UK person who wants to take their country back to keep the pressure on Labour. No opportunity must be missed to piss on Starmer’s fireworks. And a very warm welcome to you, Mr Fate! Your place has been reserved, Sir. It’s at the front of the queue.