Roy Orbison sang ‘In Dreams’
29 October 2026 – UK pledges billions to Stop the Boats and Britain Freezing
There’s not much to laugh about in the UK today, unless it is the kind of laugh that shrieks and echoes hysterically through the tortured corridors of the insane asylum, but stop me if you have heard this one before: The Labour government is proud to announce that it is giving £10bn to Ukraine and has pledged to stand with Ukraine until the earth freezes over or until we get nuked, whichever comes first. It’s a pity it cannot stand by its legacy citizens, who are already freezing over from exorbitant utility bills – we can hardly afford to switch the heating on – and stand by national security and law and order by stopping the full-scale migrant invasion.
Ha! Ha! But you have to laugh, don’t you? How does it go? ‘If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry!’
UK Pledges Billions
Taking into account the parlous state of Britain today, giving away money to Ukraine hand over fist could be considered to be an act of criminal negligence, unless you have a bank account in a foreign country, then it might be thought of as a blessed munificence.
Meanwhile in the UK, everything, especially under Labour, is spiralling insanely out of control. Cost of living through the roof; quality of life in the opposite direction.
The UK Pledges Billions
Look at that screenshot.
“Mummy?”
“Yes, darling?”
“Who is that Twat with the red briefcase?”
“Oh, he’s an overpaid lefty nincompoop. His red briefcase symbolises Britain in the red, financially and morally bankrupt. The UK is giving billions of pounds to a country that it pretends to support in order to save its sovereignty when really it is desperately clinging onto the globalist dream to stave off the emergence of a multipolar world. It’s nothing to do with security and all to do with maintaining the so-called world order, which is, of course, an order imposed by and for the exclusive benefit of the Western globalist cartel.”
“Is he real?!”
“No, not really. That’s a man who believes that Brits will vote Labour if he gives all our money away to support a conflict which we stoked and then raises taxes to pay for the deficit. He is, as you quite rightly defined earlier, something of a twat.”
“But I thought America was trying to broker a peace deal?”
“Well, yes, that nice Mr Trump is, but, by the looks of it, Britain doesn’t want one?”
“Why not, Mummy?”
“Globalists and hegemony, dear.”
“Mummy, can we have the heating on?”
“No, darling, we cannot afford it. Labour need to tax us more so that more money might find its way into private bank accounts in a certain foreign country.”
“But what of Britain and your children’s future?”
As Marliene Dietrich incisively put it, “Your future’s all used up!”
Copyright © 2018-2026 Mick Hart. All rights reserved.
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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the writer, anyone in the Labour Party or mothers and children in the 1940s.